From manicures.
This is about as ridiculous as I get and I wish I was joking but I literally cannot bring myself to get one. Not because I’m “heartbroken”. Because I’m stubborn. I was beyond infatuated with my nails for nine months while that rock weighed me down. So I’m taking a break. A girl does still deserve a great pedicure though. Weekly.
So wait, I guess I take back what I said earlier. The following is actually as ridiculous as I get: I pick my toe nail color based on the name of the nail polish. And I go with colors that fit my current situation somehow. I’m embarrassed…but serious. It’s the small things in life these days. Clearly. Here are my favorites:
- Bachelorette bash
- Castaway
- E-nuff is e-nuff
- Miss matched
- Need a vacation
- Pansy
- Pinking up the pieces
- Red-y set ex
- Sole mate
- Tiny wine-ey
- Rosy future
- A good man-darin is hard to find
- Pink before you leap
- Wing it!
- You’re a pisa work
- Vodka and caviar
- Friar, friar. pants on fire!
And of course there are the colors that I avoid on principle alone: Walking down the aisle, Tie the know, Blushing bride, Mimosas for Mr. and Mrs., Otherwise engaged, Chapel of love. Give me a break Essie and Opi! Really?
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